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BY AUDREY

Fishy

Well this New Year's Eve is fairly eventful

This morning went to Help to finally register for one semester course.

Too bad I won't be going there for too long

Gonna miss out on all the activities and stuff like that

Oh goodness

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I'm gonna miss college prom too (well that sucks)

Hope there's one for me waiting in London or Singapore.

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Anyway back to today

Went out with Natalie, Chern Yau, Rachel and Ernest

Ernest seems like a friendly guy (first time I met him)

So yeah went to watch Bedtime Stories

(comedy is good for the soul)

Ate some Japanese food

(definitely not going to eat there again)

walked home and now am currently blogging in super fast speed

So all in all

Just another day passing by XD

Well I guess I'll start posting something more meaningful after the countdown

yeah I got so much free time right haha...

alright then

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Signing off

JojoNuts

Big Bang Theory

No no this really has nothing to do with the Big Bang Theory

Just wanna say that my birthday started off with a nice big bang.

Not exactly a very nice one though

Yeah I guess not all birthdays can be peaceful

Mum currently shouting the house/car down

Dad pretty much making things worse for mum though I know at least he's trying

Well anyway just signed up for IELTS course and exam

quite nervous because my english is not very strong, especially comprehension XD

Later going to sign up for Help

gonna do foundation in commerce

Unfortunately I'm not one of those people who can get scholarship

Don't think anyone can get scholarship when you fail History =P

hahahaha

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Well my birthday isn't as bad as it can be.

I got lovely presents from my family.

gonna show it to you guys and girls

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meet my new music friend, ishuffle!

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and my time keeper Psycho (Seiko)

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Yeah I am very very happy for the prezzies...

Now I don't have to kill my phone to play music anymore XD

yeah that's all ciaoz.

Happy Birthday to me!

Haha...

No I swear I'm not being a pathetic dude by singing a birthday song to myself.

So what am I going to do on my lovely birthday then?

I'm still thinking about it...

Any suggestions anybody? XD

Anyway I just wanna talk about birthdays.

(yeah I know I talk a lot, you don't have to bear with me XD)

So yes what is it about birthdays?

Is there something I'm suppose to do on this day?

What's the big difference between this year and last year?

Well I guess one thing's for sure.

A heck lot of things happened between this date last year and today.

There was the surprise party organised by my good good friends.

Brought a smile to my face for weeks XD

There was FORM 5, getting into 5 Teratai.

making new friends, losing some old.

gaining close friends, really close friends ;)

Gained wisdom (yeah that always come in handy)

experienced a really hard break up (but we're good)

Grown taller! (by 1cm =.=)

alright I better not bore you with all this.

What I'm trying to say is.

Your birthday's main purpose is not to tell you that you are one year older.

but to tell you that another year of adventure and experience awaits you.

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So what about New Year's?

To me, yeah its about the same thing.

You gotta keep reminding yourself that life is always moving forward.

It doesn't take a step back

whatever happened, happened.

Its past tense, its long gone.

Its time to change

Not resolutions, not goals.

Just change, change into a better person.

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Signing off

JojoNuts

Whee Whoosh XD

You know it'd be pretty cool to learn Shakesperean language

Yeah I know I can be kinda random.

So yes back to business

This friday is gonna be my undang and colour blind test.

I'm gonna show them that I can still get all correct even with a retarded colour blind gene XD

Which reminds me, gotta go study those undang thingees

I know common sense can probably answer 95% of the questions

but who knows? I don't wanna pay another 50 bucks to sit the test again

That'll be just a waste of my "precious" time.

Well now that the boring part is over.

I still haven't found a nice little picture of my ugly face to put on this blog...

nice... ugly...

XD

So if anyone got any handsome/ugly/normal pic of me pls send to me somehow

like to my email or something

Yup and oh 3 more hours till I turn 17 !!!!!

and another 51 hours till my good friend turns 18

%^#$&*

Signing off

JojoNuts

Lonely Birthday XD

Aww...

Its gonna be a lonely birthday this year.

But I guess it can't be helped

Having your birthday on a day that is

1. near new year's day so everyone is busy

2. after Christmas so everyone is tired

3. during the holidays so everyone is out

Tsk Tsk Tsk

But I get to celebrate it with my family

For maybe ten minutes in the morning before they go to work

I wonder if my dad will remember that tomorrow is my birthday haha

Then maybe I shall spend the day playing basketball or start running around the house naked

I think basketball sounds way more civilised.

Oh yes and I wanna say that I am totally confident that I'm going to pass my colour blind test this friday.

If I fail then I have to get a letter from a doctor saying that it is "safe" for me to drive even though I am colour blind.

Is this the place where I express my frustration at the authorities who decided to give colour blind test?

Because seriously.

What's wrong with being colour blind?

Other than the constant abuse of people treating you like a lab rat

Actually its pretty darn cool if you think about it

You see colours in a different way

and get to laugh about it when you see a guy wearing a purple pants as pink

(not that I've seen any guy wearing purple OR pink pants)

Oh and the amazing discovery of 2008 relation to colour blindness

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The blackboard is not BLACK!

Come on.

What's wrong with this world?

Why in the world do you call it a blackboard when its GREEN!!!

Can't you call it a GREENboard?

Okay maybe that would sound weird

But it would do us colour blind people a MAJOR favour.

right right gotta get back to the driving thingee.

So yes I'm curious to know how colour blindness will disrupt one's driving abilities.

Is it not common sense to see that the top of a traffic light is RED?

Or how about when you see the top light changes to the bottm light?

Doesn't that tell you that its GREEN????????

Haha...

That was fun.

Signing off

JojoNuts

Merry Christmas?

I have a sudden rush of Christmas joyness in me.

But what is Christmas anyway?

It is supposingly the day that Jesus was born and crucified (correct me if I'm wrong)

But as of now it is celebrated by everyone all over the world (if they want to that is)

To some Christmas is about getting presents

Singing carols

Reuniting with family members

To some its just another holiday

I guess as a Christian Christmas means a lot more than that.

Its the day that Jesus came into this earth

To all fellow Christians out there

We know how important that event is

But I agree that Christmas is also a time for fun and presents and what not.

Just want to remind fellow Christians and all those who believe in Jesus

MERRY CHRISTMAS! ;)

Bored. TRIVIA!

Did you know that Spain means the "Land of Rabbits"?

This reminds me of a certain joke that I read before.

Two guys met in a pub in Spain.

"Hey chum, ever wondered how our country ended up having so many rabbits?"

"Nope, no idea."

"Well long time ago there was this British dude who wanted to spend his life in Spain.

So he brought along a couple of rabbits so that he can shoot them for sport."

"Well... He must be a lousy shot!"

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Yeah yeah not that funny but c'mon.

Give face a bit la.

Alright alright back to trivias...

Did you know?

More people are killed by donkeys each year than by plane crashes?

(How comforting)

Did you know?

Women blink twice more than men?

(Geez I wonder why)

Did you know?

Banging your head against the wall will use 150 calories per hour?

(Now who would wanna try that?)

Did you know?

There is an average of 178 sesame seeds on a McDonald's Big Mac bun?

(I wonder how much the guy got paid to do that)

Now these are the ones that I like.

Did you know?

111,111,111 x 111,111,111

=12345678987654321

OH YEAH XD

Did you know?

A female orgasm is a powerful painkiller because of the release of endorphins.

Thus, headaches are in fact a very bad excuse not to have sex.

(Oh well, guys are gonna love that)

Did you know?

Many male fish blow bubbles when they want to copulate.

(I wonder what do human males do)

Did you know?

A whale's penis is called a dork.

Did you know?

The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.

(Yes the giant squid exists, not made up in Harry Potter)

(And I assure you, you don't wanna look at it in the eye).

I think this post is getting pretty long.

I hope I have inspired you XD

Till next time!

Time for Trivia!

Come one come all !

I shall inspire thee with trivias!

Did you know that that on average, 13 people are killed each year by falling vending machines?

(I don't know about you but I somehow find that funny XD)

You know a fish called the candiru?

oh yeah it sounds cute, but don't be fooled by it.

The candiru is a tiny fish found in South American rivers.

Drawn to warmth, it is known to follow a stream of urine to its source. (OH CRAP)

It then swims inside the body, and flare its barbed fins. (THAT'S GOTTA HURT)

Until surgically removed, it will remain firmly embedded in the flesh

**********OUCH**********

Oooh I got another one.

Did you know more people are killed each year by coconuts than by sharks?

(how in the world can that happen?)

(BOINK!! **DEAD**)

Yup another one here (I know its getting boring)

Did you know that you are more likely to be struck by lightning than to be eaten by a shark?

(I don't wanna go either way)

ON THE OTHER HAND, you are less likely to be struck by lightning than be infected by flesh-eating bacteria.

(Now that's what I'm talking about!)

HI PEEPS

This is still new to me.
Even though I had so many before.
Just can't stick with one I guess and perhaps I have a really bad memory when it comes to passwords XD.
So yeap welcome to my new (and hopefully it stays this time) blog.

Ciaoz amigos