Topic of the day 29/9 Part 2

Ah yes it is near midnight

and I suppose this post is long overdue.

Very well..

So me,

being a guy.

What do you think I'd like talking about eh?

Sex?

More sex?

Even more sex?

...

Its one of them

...

Shouldn't be too hard to guess =.=

well no today's topic is not about sex.

Although I bet some of you might be interested to know ;P

Anyway today I'm going to talk about

****FEMALE T SHIRTS****

Most disturbing issue to Jojo today.

A warning to all girls:

DO NOT WEAR SHIRTS THAT HAS WORDS PRINTED ALL OVER AT THE FRONT

I mean seriously think about it.

Why buy a shirt that has words on it? let alone wear it?

Surely there must be a purpose why you'd prefer a shirt with printed words over a shirt that has none.

Why?

Because you want others to read it!!

You got to agree on that even A LITTTTTTLEEEE BIT.

So next thing.

Of all places to put printed words on your shirt.

'Why at the 'chest' part eh?

I mean.

If you want people to read stuff on your shirt

must it be right on your *ahem* 'chest?

Wear a t shirt like this.

and you're pretty much to set up a new ringtone that goes

'ahh ah, ahh ah, keep your eyes off my chest, keep your eyes off my chest.'

*melody from chorus of good charlotte, keep your hands off my girl*

so yes.

wear a t shirt like that.

and you're basically asking people to stare at your chest just so they can read what's on your shirt.

WAIT

It gets worse!

WHAT IF

you have a relatively large bosom.

if you wear printed shirts.

Not only people (mostly guys) will be staring there.

IN FACT

the edges of the printed words

will probably move to the sides.

thus making them unreadable...

unless the observer walks to her side and sees the first letter of the words or sentence

HAHAHAHAHAHA...

I guess most Chinese won't have that problem.

*ouch*

I even had the luxury of conducting an experiment.

I asked a 9 year old boy.

How many girls in your chinese school do you see has big bosom.

Answer?

None...

Trust me,

I'm being generous already just to say that "some" do have relatively larger ones.

xD

I have a feeling I'm so gonna get screwed after this post.

Moral of the story.

Girls,

unless you are intentionally asking people to stare at your bosom.

Don't wear t shirts that has a lot of words printed there.

Its stupid.

and don't blame the guys for staring at your "shirt" for too long.

=D

Thus ends my thoughts for the day.

How did I end up thinking about this?

...

Figure it out.

JojoNuts